Wanna keep some mystery. Woman's prerogative. 😘
You know the trope of baddies giving speeches about how they're going to destroy the world? The Doctor gives speeches about how he's going to save it.
Even he doesn't know what he's like. He's old and young, funny and serious, an honest liar and a brave coward. He soaks it all up like a sponge. Sometimes he lets his pets decide. [She's had a lot of fun with that actually.]
Nope, but now I get to say cutesy things like "woman's prerogative" about it.
Are you pickier about monologues than sexual partners? That's what I'm taking from this.
Check a mirror, honey. I don't have boring friends.
[Missy has a higher degree in cosmic sciences than her dear Doctor (neeeerds), but she's bone-dead stupid when it comes to noticing people and people's behaviour. If the Doctor says she was thwarted by love then she must've been. And getting the Grandmaster interested in the Doctor is absolutely a bad idea for all parties involved, but Missy loves bad ideas, so unlike Taneleer, she's not going to stand in the way. What's the worst that could happen?]
Where was the backhand in that? Was it "friends"? What should I say we are instead? Courting?
[This universe may be ending soon, but the word soon doesn't really mean anything to Missy. Maybe when Thanos has the Time Stone. She thinks the cool kids should all wait outside for the whole thing to blow over.]
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What makes them so special you let them keep you?
[ No one's getting a little jealous or competitive here, nope. ]
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Best friend. Archenemy.
[Same species, but she won't rub that in. She likes you, GM.]
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Isn't that always the way... This wouldn't be that Doctor fellow, would it?
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That's the one.
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What's he like?
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One of my dastardly schemes was thwarted by love. Yikes. Probably wouldn't have happened if I understood what it is.
Where to begin? He's sanctimonious. Always right, except when he's wrong. He can be a party pooper.
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If you don't understand what love is, how can you say it's what thwarted you?
That's what I've heard from Taneleer too, but he's also a stranger to the guy as far as I know.
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You know the trope of baddies giving speeches about how they're going to destroy the world? The Doctor gives speeches about how he's going to save it.
Even he doesn't know what he's like. He's old and young, funny and serious, an honest liar and a brave coward. He soaks it all up like a sponge. Sometimes he lets his pets decide. [She's had a lot of fun with that actually.]
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I can go either way on monologues. They've got to have some gusto or I'll nod off.
See, now I'm glad I asked. It's important to have different perspectives. Taneleer made him sound like a boring you.
[ Because he knew getting the Grandmaster interested in the Doctor was a bad idea for all parties involved. ]
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Are you pickier about monologues than sexual partners? That's what I'm taking from this.
Check a mirror, honey. I don't have boring friends.
[Missy has a higher degree in cosmic sciences than her dear Doctor (neeeerds), but she's bone-dead stupid when it comes to noticing people and people's behaviour. If the Doctor says she was thwarted by love then she must've been. And getting the Grandmaster interested in the Doctor is absolutely a bad idea for all parties involved, but Missy loves bad ideas, so unlike Taneleer, she's not going to stand in the way. What's the worst that could happen?]
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Now there's an idea. If someone could complete a monologue while they're doing the hanky-panky with me, they deserve it. I'm gonna have to try that.
You're a master of backhanded compliments, dear. I appreciate it.
[ Well this universe may be ending soon if Thanos has his way. A squabble between them couldn't do more damage than that, could it..?
In any case, he's willing to wait for his turn. ]
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Where was the backhand in that? Was it "friends"? What should I say we are instead? Courting?
[This universe may be ending soon, but the word soon doesn't really mean anything to Missy. Maybe when Thanos has the Time Stone. She thinks the cool kids should all wait outside for the whole thing to blow over.]